Smiles, Cats, Sleep.
Send me love.
…when you start shipping your letters/numbers.
Seriously, 5 and 9 are perfect for each other.
I’m sorry but that would be impossible because 5 is in love with 6
You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?
If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
Oh how I’ve missed this post.